Spooky season calls for sex toys that are so pleasurable it's downright scary. And if their designs put you in mind of falling leaves, ghosts, and trick or treating, so much the better. Here are some of the pleasure products I'm tossing into the cauldron this year. 

Best G-spot vibrator

Fun Factory Tiger G5 Black Line This pitch-black beauty of a toy features a ribbed shaft and a gleaming loop handle, which you'll appreciate when you need to hold on for dear life (and believe me, you will). With its uber-powerful rumbly vibes, the girthy Tiger G5 is designed for deep G-spot stimulation and intense blended climaxes.

Fun Factory's FlexiFun technology gives the Tiger G5 a deliciously pliable, authentic feel. Take this fully waterproof vibrator along when you go bobbing for apples. 

Learn more: What is the G-spot?

Best dildo

Collage Goth Girl Tattooed Silicone Dildo The Collage Goth Girl is about as scary as dildos get — in a good way, of course. Decorated with a skull, crossbones, and lightning bolt scatter-print, this smooth, silicone toy features bold ridges and a prominent head for G- and P-spot pleasure. I especially love the nerve-stretching size of this dildo's girthy shaft. 

The Goth Girl's strong suction cup grabs firmly on to any flat, non-porous surface, making it perfect for witches who like to get on their brooms and ride. 

Learn more: Complete Guide To Dildos

Best dual stimulation/rabbit toy

Snail Vibe Curve Move over, spiders, the Snail is this Halloween's favorite creepy crawly. Shaped like a snail, this innovative toy stimulates both the clitoris and G-spot with a rolling motion so intensely pleasurable you'll be hooked after one session. Lighter and smaller than the original Snail, the Curve is designed to inspire blood-curdling blended orgasms. 

Ready to experience the ultimate O? Check out How To Have a Blended Orgasm

Best cock ring

Forto F-19 Glow-in-the-Dark Cock Ring If you're on the hunt for the perfect cock ring for dark and stormy nights, look no further than the Forto F-19. This glow-in-the-dark penis ring is made from soft silicone that stretches to fit almost any anatomy. Slide it around the base of the penis to enjoy more intense orgasms and harder erections that look thicker and longer.

Keep in mind that cock rings should be worn for a maximum of 20-30 minutes at a time. 

Learn more: What Do Cock Rings Do? 

Best stroker

Tenga Bobble Magic Marbles Stroker It's bright, fun, and it's under $30, too! I'm talking of course about the Tenga Magic Marbles Stroker, which is designed to pleasure the heck out of your johnson. This toy has a squishy-soft lining shot through with textured orbs for full-shaft stimulation that feels devilishly good. 

Simply flip this waterproof stroker inside out for easy cleaning and drying. 

Learn more: Complete Guide To Strokers

Best clitoral suction toy

Gvibe Gcat When it comes to sex toys, it turns out that black cats are very good luck. The Gvibe Gcat is an actual suction toy, one that will suction your clit instead of pulsing air at it (which, granted, also feels phenomenal). With its sleek, cat-shaped head and 6 levels of suction strength, the Gcat might just make this Halloween your best yet. 

Best wand

Fun Factory VIM Get in the spirit of the season with Fun Factory's luscious  orange wand. Banish boring wands to the nightstand drawer and pull out this ultra-rumbly eye-catcher instead. The VIM features a wide array of settings as well as preset modes like Deep Orgasm, which lets you lie back and relax while it brings you to a shuddering climax. 

The VIM is 50% quieter than most power wands, making it the perfect discreet companion. 

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